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Everyone who knows me, knows that I love working out. Exercise is my thing. I've competed in powerlifting competitions, etc., But I also have a inner fat boy that eats like a pig. Combine that with a lust for finer things in life and it gives birth to a hedonist.


Through dips & pull up bars I’m a human muscle car
physical superstar live impossible dreams
tryout like the based God for a basketball team
My endurance mean must be something in my genes

I workout, I workout, I workout, I workout

Now my mama said eat my vegetables so I can turn up
but my inner fat boy eats cookie dough growing his gut
Watching adventure time on netflix while eating Ben & Jerrys
On a air mattress where you can just smell the diabetes
His neighborhoods not metal fences concrete and bricks
But trees of cinnamon sticks and grass made of licorice
Roads of carrot cake rivers of donuts and milk
Fried oreos & ice cream in swimming pools where its built
This you’d never know goes on in my brain because I..

I workout, I workout, I workout, I workout

I’m the black Dean Winchester my post workouts decorum
is nothing short of a post in penthouse forum
naked women on horseback rode in as a calvary
looking like Sandahl Bergman in Conan playing a Valkyrie
Handmaidens threw cherry blossoms all at my feet
On my West & my East, Italians, Cubans, and Greeks
Females fed me a feast, what a strong pleasure
Fanning me down with mythological bird feathers
Now an orgy with my concubines Oh the pressure!
While fireworks explode in the night sky, I’m a nice guy!!
all my women are asleep I sit on my throne and I drink
I’m approached by a female newscaster & camera man
asking me how did I become such a fucking Iron man!?

I workout, I workout, I workout, I workout

Then a most spectacular event was about to occur!
My concubines bathe me in frankincense and some myrrh
Then deep tissue massage my back on rugs made of fur
they wore leather chaps and each boot had a spur
Wait a minute. I’ve never smelled frankincense and myrrh
in my life...For all I know it could smell terrible. I mean
Ancient Egyptians wore it. They wouldn’t walk around smelling like shit.
I mean being all royal and everything right? I dunno……………………….


from Gone is the illusion, released March 31, 2015




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A low key, O.D. Charles Barkley, a verbal Chuck Norris on beat. This best describes the sound on stage and recordings by Super King Armor. Always finishing with brutal efficiency on the mic, ugly! This coincides with his stage presence which is like 'Animal' from the muppets. A physical performer. He is verbose with his lyrics and brutally honest regarding life and how hes lived it. ... more

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